It just wouldn’t be a special occasion without dad getting pissed off.
Yay.
Today’s plan was actually followed.
I think it went well.
“cap”
“cap”
“what is it bruce”
“hulk like cap smell”
“bruce, please stop”
“does hulk smell patriotism”
“stawp Bruce.”
“Dat’s gay”
“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”
“what happened to us?’
“what am I doing here?”
“what’s gay?”
“the fuck is this?”
“the fuck is that?”
“help”
(Source: ariannestark)
Chris Hemsworth - Snow White & The Huntsman [6/2/2012]
how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
Fandoms are a lot like English teachers, they read into the story so much that they come up with logical things that the writer never even realised.
Dear Marvel,
I’ve got three dollars and Rainbow stickers. Close enough.pay-you-well-for-darwins-hide:
All about the Hamiltons babyI will give you $15 to make a Coulson movie
you see that?
real
dollars
woah getting some notes up in here
I’ll put ten dollars into the bucket. Let’s do this!
I’ll throw in five.
I’ve got $12.73 and half a box of tic tacs.
fuck you guys we need a new page
you can count me in for 7 dollars in dimes and nickels
The Plan for tomorrow
-Wake up
-Watch Korra
-Make/Eat Pumpkin Spice pancakes
-Get ready for graduation
-WALK DAT STAGE
-Never see any of those terrible people again
(Source: mikbeth)
